After the most brutal twenty minutes of my young life, the Hunger Strike For Punch-Out!! On Virtual Console has come to an end. I want you to know that I fought valiant-y, pushing myself to the limits of human endurance.
But then, while I was looking for something to cut myself with, I opened my desk drawer and found a box of Peeps that had been there since last Easter. Before I even knew what was happening, the hunger strike had come to a stale, teary end.
Still, though, I think I’ve proven something today. This release schedule is beyond screwed up. Ninja Turtles would have done a good job of filling out last week’s barren lineup, and then we could get Punch-Out at the same time as the rest of the free world. Why the holdup? I’m going to think about all of this in a righteously indignant manner while I go eat an entire jar of mayonnaise.